Well they fought all day
And they fought all night
And eventually one would win
Then the other would begin
The next day's fight
And they fought all night
Then they stopped 'round ten
Took a break to get a snack
But in an hour they were back
To fight again

And they sang that song
You know the one I mean, it goes like this:
Na na na na na na na na na
Then they fought some more

And they fought all day
And they fought all night
Like a couple of chimpanzees
Like the Flash and Mr. Freeze
It was fight, fight, fight!

When they first met 
Well it was plain to see 
Like a Croat and a Serb 
Like a subject and a verb 
They'd disagree 
But it's the same old tale
Like in a sitcom plot
The more they fight the more they know
They really love each so
They fight a lot

And they sang that song
You know the one I mean, it goes like this:
Na na na na na na na na na
Then they fought some more

And he said: (exasperated sigh)
And she said: Ku-urt!
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Fight fight fight!

Well they fought all day 
And they fought all night 
Like the rockers and the mods 
Like the Titans and the Gods
It was fight fight fight!

Like the Arabs and the Jews
Like the tabloids and Tom Cruise
It was fight fight fight!