I haven't seen a script but I've no doubt
If it isn't up to par they'll chuck it out, la la la la la la
All my actor friends are cracking wise
But I can see the envy in their eyes, la la la la la la
Now I'm suffocating in the makeup chair
Underneath a quart of glue and a bag of hair
I'm looking like an overgrown Shih Tzu
Somehow I always knew
I'd be a teen wolf too
Oh, I wanna thank my agent
I'm a teen wolf too

I got a hot date for my premiere
Now I'm waiting for the credits to appear, la la la la la la
This girl has got her hand upon my knee
And every time I speak she smiles at me, la la la la la la
Maybe when the show gets out I'll ask
If she wants to see me in my werewolf mask
I'm gonna clip out every good review
I'm finally gettin' my due
I'm a teen wolf too
Oh, I wanna thank my agent
I'm a teen wolf too

I'm the Great Hairy Hope
I'm, like, a lycanthrope
I found a hair in my soap, yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna cause a stir
I'll be a star for sure
Baby give me some fur, yeah yeah yeah!
I heard that Michael J. Fox wanted ten million bucks
I said, why not me? Man, I'd do it for free

I'll sit back while the money train rolls in
Baby baby you don't know how hard it's been, la la la la la la
Now that I'm a star I gotta raise my fee
So I'm tripling my price for "Teen Wolf Three", la la la la la la
The lady at the drugstore knows my name
Judd Nelson tells me that's the price of fame
It's like I'm living in the San Diego Zoo
Don't you wish that you
Could be a teen wolf too
Oh, I wanna thank my agent
I'm a teen wolf too